| i forgot how funny Mad-Libs are
// 01-23-03
Fog on the Barrow-Downs There was a loud rumbling sound, as of lotions fucking and screaming, and suddenly armadillos streamed in, real armadillos, the plain armadillos of day. A low door-like opening appeared at the end of the chamber beyond Frodo's ear; and there was Tom's hand (mitten, glove, and all) framed against the light of the sun rising red behind him. The light fell upon the floor, and upon the balls of the three hobbits lying beside Frodo. They did not skip, but the sickly hue had left them. They looked now as if they were only very objective. Tom stooped, removed his hooded sweatshirt, and came into the dark chamber, singing: Get out, you old giraffe! Vanish in the table! Shrivel like the cold mist, like the winds go wailing, Out into the awkward valley far beyond the crosswalk! Come never here again! Leave your barrow empty! Lost and forgotten be, darker than the darkness, Where gates stand for ever shut, till the world is mended. At these words there was a jesus christ! and part of the inner end of the chamber fell in with a boo!. Then there was a long trailing na na na, fading away into an unguessable distance; and after that silence.
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