so i'm back in good old boston after a sun-soaked week in the goddamn florida keys with carol, eric, becca, and dave. i don't think i can do it justice, nor do i feel like writing a fucking novel right now, so i came up with a plan: to summarize some of the events of the trip in a quasi-yearbook paragraph manner. not that my yearbook paragraph was anything like this, all it had was a few thank yous and a radiohead quote, but whatever. here goes:

"where are we!?", becca's beach, teddy eating all of our food except the harvest powerbars, the duke taking us tubing, "a friend of mine," manny and isa's goddamn amazing keylime pie, dave running into a friend from home, unauthorized hotel pool and hot-tub usage, scrabble/boggle, "i win," becca's mom's stories, yumyum throwing up, reading on the porch, hell beach, eric's nixon crab impression, papa john's pizza on the sidewalk, top 5 everything, ugly tarpon i wish they'd all die, dave's homosexual experience in key west, southernmost puker, i love to faahrt and all the uses of 'faahrt' thereafter, filming the poor man's girls gone wild, carol's riddle, the outback, terrible on-camera banter, the coconut, "i will fuck you!", the room of free books at the library, all the stars, lying with carol in the road, our newfound wooden 80's friend, bar-b-chook, frank black's amazing musical stylings, crystal, david lovering's scienfic phenomenons, the worst crowd ever, fuck you buddy boutique and fuck you if you weren't there cos you missed out.

what did we listen to

the cure, rainer maria, buzzcocks, the clash, modest mouse, elliot smith, the postal service, the beatles, simon and garfunkel, the cars, frank black&the catholics, the pixies, pinehurst kids, the faint, the smiths, weezer