so we still don't have the goddamn internet in our big dirty house. but i did buy an absolutely ridiculous purple kids' bike with white wheels and teal stars and "pretty lady" written on it in white bubble letters. i think it suits me. but carol pointed out that whenever i ride it people will invariably think i stole it from some fucking kid. but if i stole their bike, they probably deserved it. bastards.

what i've been listening to

jawbreaker and ryan adams and cursive.