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"so i was fucking this dude when all of a sudden - mom ? mom ? are you listening ?" // 10-21-03

we have the internet in my house. in my own room even. it is amazing. i got my braces off. it was amazing. i actually hated the way i looked for a day. i even asked my mom's kindergarten students if my teeth looked "big and ugly" cos i sure thought they did. i need to go to sleep, i get to wake up at 5 am and make coffee for people who are too lazy to use a fucking coffeemaker. or who NEED a cappucino or a goddamn cafe fucking mocha at 7 am. christ.

what i've been listening to

the flaming lips

before // after

"my only weakness is a list of crimes / my only weakness is...well, never mind"







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